Recent Movie Reviews


Heroes of Cybertron Heroes of Cybertron

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Beautiful...

Thats bloody good...
Just one thing though...
If you make a new one, could you pleasepleaseplease have Omicron in it?
Somewhere, anyway...
Nice work though, actually looks like the things.
Why did everyone forget about the humble but great Transformer?



Keeblur Keeblur

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice work

So Stamper faked his own death?
Big deal, everyone who decided that thats enough to vote it down... you're idiots!
I'm gonna rate the movie, not the guy.
And the movie kicks ass.
Especially with the interlude :)



Scrotum 4 Scrotum 4

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Scotum good

Scrotum=good.
Nuff said.


Recent Game Reviews


Crono-walking-testing Crono-walking-testing

Rated 0 / 5 stars

COULD be nice when finished. ON the other hand....

This intro on its own is trash.
This shows NO evidence of Flash skills, or anything near what is required to make a game.
If you upload a demo, at least do something useful like a battle demo or even a small section.
Something that shows you have more skill with Flash than importing images and alpha-fading.

This doesn't deserve yet to be on the Portal...
Oh, and Square probably never will get round to replying simply because it's really out of their power to ever track down a small thing like this and kill it. The bigger they are, the easier they are to kill (Napster) but you can't pull the copyright trick on a small movie.

Just in case though, at least TRY to do your own art, ok?
But... good luck with the scripting, i'm trying to make a FF-type game myself, and scripting ATB is proving to be something of a major nightmare...
YES, it WILL be ATB when it is done, if it bloody KILLS ME!



Street Life Street Life

Rated 4 / 5 stars

OK but....

Decent, but it isn't the best of things. Graphic's are decent, the style is ok, and it's quite funny...
But the sound is ripped off, and the 'interactivity' is little more than play buttons to different parts of the movie.
I term interactivity as stuff like Pico and Shooter (Wasted Sky), stuff with a full proper game engine...
Still, it's a good movie, and worth playing over and over.
Everyone should play this one.